This is David Beckham. What more needs to be said? Well, a few words: I don’t know if I find him attractive on his own merits, or if he’s just been force-fed down our gay throats for all these years and I’ve simply given up fighting it. Either way, he’s hot – especially when he’s not speaking. It doesn’t hurt that he likes to do underwear ads either.
Mr. Beckham was probably the prototype for the modern-day metrosexual. Remember his sarong? His highlights? His colognes? His wife named Posh? These shots are from a magazine spread by David LaChapelle. I love them, even if everyone involved seems to be trying just a wee bit too hard in all the wrong places. (Pin up girls? Skimpy cut-off jeans? Twenty gallons of body oil? Is this for a football player photo shoot or a Mariah Carey video?)